i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
i’ve never reblogged a more perfect photoset
ok but what happened to the buttcrack on the american booty one???
When you wait for your parents to get in a good mood to ask them for somethin by RayRay Durant
my whole life in 6 seconds wow
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
This is cold blooded :(
Shit I spit my juice outta my mouth 😂😂😂😂😂
whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts
Are there guilty animals
I wonder if birds sell cocaine
Some are quack dealers
I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
Womb nugget.. Omg I’m dying haha